I am seeing some absolutely terrible commercials today, and also many terrible written articles in mainstream publications. Along with terrible websites. Please don’t remind me that I’m unemployed in the midst of all this burning incompetence, because then I might finally turn to a life of crime to make my bones.
Over the past year, I’ve considered becoming a bookkeeper, a drug dealer, a porn producer (on-camera sex is illegal in NYS), a poker room host, a cigarette smuggler, or really anything that comes up. I respect the law and try to stay honest. But for what purpose, regarding all these things that people want anyway? I’d do better at making people happy than all these Madison Avenue dipshits. (The people half-responsible for facilitating this mess anyway. “Who cares where the money comes from? Buy everything!”)
last night I went to see Idlewild but they were stuck by the roadside and arrived late by which time I’d lost energy and stood near the back like a middle aged man even though I’m 26 and quite excitable. Sorry guys.